‘It’s not about size, it’s how you use it’, Andre hits back at Vardy’s wife
Peter Andre has finally responded to Rebekah Vardy’s comments about his penis being the size of a “miniature chipolata”.
Poor Pete was left humiliated after Leicester City star, Jamie Vardy’s wife, Becky’s interview resurfaced in which she claimed he was not only the worst lover she’d ever had but that his penis wasn’t anything to write home about either, comparing it to a small party sausage.
But the 42-year-old isn’t taking the I’m A Celeb star’s comments laying down, and took to Instagram to post a sausage that he feels is worthy of attention.
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Uploading a picture of a man standing next to sausage as tall as him, Pete quipped: “Now that’s a banger :)”
And Pete’s fans loved his witty comeback.
One told him: “It’s not about the size, it’s how you use it!! knew you’d be cracking the jokes about it. Silly woman!! @peterandre xx”
Another said: “😂😂😂perfect response well done Pete”
And a third soothed: “Only size that matters is the size of a persons heart and everyone knows your heart is huge @peterandre x”
Pete is certainly rising above the issues after pals said he was “mortified” that Becky has mocked his manhood.
An insider told new!: “He will be so mortified that Becky’s comments about him have hit headlines again.
“Not only is it utterly humiliating for him to have his manhood discussed in such a crude way, but it also makes him look like a real ladies’ man, which is his worst nightmare.”
They added: “No man would ever want anyone to say they are terrible in bed. It’s the stuff of nightmares!”
The dad-of-four also admitted recently that he was giving himself some extra help downstairs too after sharing a steamy black-and-white picture posing in his pants with quite an ample package.
He wrote in his new! column: “Did I really put a sock down there? Of course not… well OK, yes – damn right I did!
“Guys can say what they like, but I bet nine out of ten of those who do these shoots put socks down there. I know what you’re thinking…. Which one doesn’t?!
He added: “By the way, I’m not saying I need a sock, I just thought it would add to the picture. And before anyone asks it was just the one pair and they were small.”
Oh Pete, you silly sausage.