Lockdown: Couple caught having sex in St James’ Park

Remember the lyrics by late Bob Marley, “when the cat is away, the mice will play?

The covid-19 pandemic has forced the closure of all sports arena with some converted into isolation centres or store for medical supplies to fight the pandemic. If football action were to still be on certainly Newcastle who have their ground at st James Park will be in action slugging it out with one premier league club or the other, but alas everyone is in lockdown.

A couple were caught engaging in sexual activity at the St James’s Park, just metres away from Birdcage Walk, as shocked onlookers walked past on at the weekend.

However despite their actions, the oblivious pair, who were eventually spotted by two police officers on horseback, were able to escape with a verbal warning about the government’s social distancing guidelines, The Sun reported.

The anonymous cyclist who filmed the incident told the paper: ‘The Queen would have been outraged — they were at it like rabbits in the shadow of Buckingham Palace.’

The cyclist went on to describe how the pair, who appeared not to care about their actions, displayed frisky behaviour for around 15 minutes before having sex in public.

After several minutes and a complaint from a passer-by, the anonymous onlooker said that the frisky couple were eventually spoken to by two officers on horseback.

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However much to the cyclist’s surprise, the pair were simply reminded about the government’s social distancing measures and told to return home by the officers. It was like a case of ‘go and sin no more’

The cyclist added: ‘I was surprised nothing was done during lockdown because they were clearly very close to the pavement.’